3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete...

Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

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eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100 -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester!